Wednesday, September 30, 2009

I couldn't resist sharing this joke

Okay, when I read this joke I laughed so hard that my four year old started laughing with me.
This is especially for my brother-in-law, Marcus, who installs security systems for Platinum!

THE BEST HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Bubba,
Big'un, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside , 'Cooter

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